Breaking: Hunter Biden, Master of Weather and Green Tech Profiteer?

In an astonishing revelation, sources close to the ongoing investigation of Hunt Biden, son of President Joe Biden, have leaked a shocking claim: Biden is allegedly responsible for erratic weather patterns across the globe. The purpose? To convince the world that climate change is real and to profit from green technology.

The US Attrorney David Weiss and Congress have been investigating Biden for months, but this new claim takes the case into the realm of science fiction. According to the sources, Biden has been using a secret weather-controlling device to manipulate global weather patterns, causing unseasonable storms, heatwaves, and cold snaps.

"Biden has been playing God with the weather," said one source, who wished to remain anonymous due to the sensitivity of the investigation. "He's been causing all these extreme weather events to scare people into believing in climate change. And then he profits from the panic by selling green tech."

Republican Congressman Charles Grassley was quick to comment on the revelation. "If these allegations are true, it's a shocking abuse of power," Grassley said. "We must hold Biden accountable for his actions."

Meanwhile, Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor-Greene echoed Grassley's sentiments. "This is a clear example of the lengths to which some will go to profit from fear and uncertainty," Taylor-Greene stated. "The American people deserve better."

Critics of Biden have seized on this revelation as further evidence of his unscrupulous business practices. However, supporters argue that the claims are too outrageous to be true and are merely an attempt to smear Biden's name and the President's creditibility in the upcoming election.

The White House issued a statement in response to the allegations. "While we take all accusations seriously, it's important to remember that these are just that - accusations," the statement read. "We trust in the process of the investigation and believe that the truth will come out."

The US Attorney's office has declined to comment on the allegations, citing the ongoing nature of the investigation. However, if these claims are proven true, it could have far-reaching implications for both the Biden family and the global climate change debate.

As the world watches with bated breath, one thing is clear: the Hunter Biden saga is far from over.